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DIDN'T WE COVER THIS IN PRE-MARITAL COUNSELING?
RULE #3
Never mock your wife for having a chocolate stash.

RULE #2
Instead, a husband must try very hard to appreciate and understand the importance of the stash.

RULE #1
Never take the last Ghirardelli dark chocolate caramel square from your wife's stash and leave the empty bag (insert dramatic gasp here) without fessing up to the crime or replacing it with something of equal or greater value within minutes of the incident.

Bottom line: A stash isn't a stash without the goods. Don't mess.