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A QUOTE WORTH SHARING:
My daughter Parker (2.5) to me while changing her diaper earlier: "Mommy, I need some lotion."
Me (with Desitin in hand): "Where should we put the lotion?"
Parker: "On my ath!!"
Me: "Um, where?"
Parker: "On my ath!"
Me: "On your ass?"
Parker: "Yeth."

Oops.