A QUOTE WORTH SHARING
Tierney to Parker: "You have a cute bum!"
Parker to Tierney (while sprinting by her): "Smell it!"
Tierney to Parker: "No."
Parker to Tierney: "Okay."

Interpersonal communication at its finest.

"SHINGUARDIGAN"
(as pronounced by 2nd year soccer player, Tierney J. Sullivan)

~ noun Sports.
a protective covering, usually of leather or plastic and often padded, for the shins and sometimes the knees, worn chiefly by catchers in a baseball and goalkeepers in ice hockey. Origin: 1900-05.